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EVERYTHING IS CRAB

OneyPlays · 22:53 · 1 weeks ago

The players experiment with stacking evolutions in an animal roguelite while trading jokes and stories about games and life.

  • Game start — Players begin as a moa that eats everything for XP and basic attacks

  • Jaws upgrade — New bite attack adds visible teeth to the creature graphic

  • Spore comparison — Game praised for capturing the best parts of Spore's create and action modes

  • Blobfish fact — Real blobfish look normal in high pressure but turn inside out when surfaced

  • Idler games — Cookie Clicker style appeals for the satisfaction of multiplying numbers and unlocking content

  • Porn reviews — Steam curator group focuses on cheap adult games with tongue-in-cheek writeups

  • Childhood traps — Soup cans with forks and nailed Play-Doh set as pranks that ended in beatings

  • Charm ability — Social build makes enemies fight for the player's affections during mating season

  • Why do blobfish change shape when removed from deep water?

  • How does the social stat influence enemy behavior in the game?