Every Time Alfred Proves He's The Real Eggman (COMPILATION)

Alfred's Eggman voice delivers nonstop absurd chaos across every stream clip.

• Mustache obsession — Eggman pauses mid-fight to demand rich milk cream for his facial hair [01:34]

• Testicle smash threat — Robotnik vows to kill with his left testicle over gun violence complaints [01:12]

• Cell withdrawal rant — Eggman blames Shadow's hero-evil flips on blood cells voting like Twitch chat [03:50]

• iPhone 13 smash — Eggman destroys the phone then threatens Nokia use in the divorce fight [07:04]

• Prime Month panic — Eggman begs not to die during the Goku Black beam attack [05:41]

• Herman Miller meltdown — Eggman orders thirty more chairs before the airship crashes [53:05]

• What causes Eggman to switch into 3% good mode?

• How does Eggman react to the missing ship report?